Because wilderness exists, I will often not get back to you for quite some time. If you wish to send me something via our belovedly impoverished postal service, I’ll be getting my mail around Christmastime at the following address:

6853 Dogwood Court
North Richland Hills, TX 76182

If you couldn’t be bothered to buy a stamp, or would like an address sooner than Christmas for sending things, feel free to contact me using the form below.