I do not like hiking alone. Yes, ok, I understand this is now awkward for us all. “Why would you decide that you want to hike 20000 miles if you don’t like hiking by yourself, you fool?” It is because I must hike 20,000 miles, ok. Calm down. Circular logic makes all the sense inContinue reading “Maudlin maudlin maudlin”
Category Archives: Trail Happenings
This is when other people magically give you free things at the very best of times. And the worst of times, which is why it is the best of times and very, very magical.
Since We Last Spoke, I’ve Walked 150 Miles or Something
550 Miles and rolling in sunshine and bears
I am kidding about the bears; that would be potentially quite painful.
What Ho, The Appalachian Trail?
I am hiking like a very small bagel.
400+ miles in, and getting started on the Appalachian Trail
Greetings! It has been two weeks, and those weeks were full of many things. Mostly berry-eating, but also five bears, three slow-blinking turtles (One was eating a mushroom. It froze. We froze. It stared at us. We stared at it for two minutes, until our short attention spans overwhelmed us and we ran off chasingContinue reading “400+ miles in, and getting started on the Appalachian Trail”
Going Slow, Like a Bacon.
I will tell you a thing, my peoples, and it is that I am a glorious font of patient forbearance. Always. Ok calm down. Now you can stop laughing alright. But here I will tell you another thing… It is that we are not hiking on the trail right now. This may be evident fromContinue reading “Going Slow, Like a Bacon.”
And then, there’s this…
The question we all were asking.
Things I have to put up with
P.S. Is that a Lewis R. French hat making its way up the Pinhoti Trail on the head of Smallest Broski? Why yes, it is. Put that also on the list of offenses: Smallest Broski stealing my crewing swag for his face.
10 Things To Do When You Are Hiking And The Sky Starts Dripping On You
Smallest brotherski and I have spent a lot of time recently contemplating the rain. You may or may not have heard of tropical storm Cindy. We had the great luck of hearing, seeing, smelling, tasting, and feeling Cindy while…